But for now we are young...

The secret confessions of a musical snob.

Saturday, January 08, 2011

Fun with bigotry

Customer: Christmas Blend still, huh?
Lombard: Yeah, we're gonna have to start calling in Valentine's Blend.
Carolyn: Or Martin Luther King, Jr. Blend.
Me: Black and bold with a shot in it?

The most puzzling thing is that the customer neither looked entertained nor offended. Clearly you should be one, probably both.

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